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need : #An Aviation network with 100+ planes with cute model-turn air hostess, on board live shows, ramp with latest Neetu Ulla, Ritu Bheri and Rocky S Collections.(Wachout Mr.Mallaya!) # Biggest Online Marketing Consulting Firm.(Foundation already laid..Looking for VC) # My Articles on Leading Financial Magz on Online Brand Development.(Just skip the fact that i dont know the heck of finance) # A Phanthom # A Meet with Mr Sinergy Brain (Google) and Mr Perry Marshall on Business Developments. # Shares Holdings in French Grape Fields, # A villa in Alyth - Scotland. # Want to Direct movies with my own script,along with Santosh Shivan (Camera)A.R.Rahman (Music) Sabu Cyril (Set Design) Just completed my script writing course under reputed Hollywood script-writer. My all hopes lies on the fact that nothing is impossible on this earth. "Train your Subconscious Mind and make them believe that you r actually going to have it...and see..how exciting your life will be" - Dr Joseph Murphy And thats the biggest 'gyan' i have ever achieved in my life.. Now let me introduce myself. I run a firm named Seocentric.com were we do consultancy and services on Search Engine Optimisation (SEO), Pay Per Click(PPC) and Online Brand Development. We provide our seo services to UK,US,Aus, Singapore & Indian based clients and are also open to work as a back-office to Major SEO firms in UK & US. We also provide Online Brand Consultancy/Brand Revamping for Web Portals were we work with inhouse staff and help the portal get more quality traffic through SEO/SEM Blog,RSS, Article and other methods. We do have the man power and ability to set up a team withing 15 working days !!! Please do visit our website http://www.seocentric.com for more details.. Now something unofficial & casual :) If you would like to know more about me..i am glad to open my big mouth..and also tell you what brought me here (Mumbai!) I am, Or i have been hunted down in the Name of Prabhat kiran. I am a Keralite. In other words knows as a species called Mallu. Now our species - Mallu's - does not work or perform in his home land.(Is that the reason i am here ???) His homeland is reserved for Bandh's, Big Bungalows, Duty paid shops, Rapes, Scams,CPI,CPM,CPI (Mani Group),CPM (Kuttapan Group) Shakeela, A.T.Joy, Mohanlal, Mammooty,Dileep and AMMA & MACTA.(Non Mallu People, Its better u dont try to understand these terms..even the people their never understood). And..and some beautiful landscapes on earth with delicious foods, Beaches, NRI's, Literate ,Hygiene conscious & Healthy peoples, Religious Tolerance, Quality Movies,St Mary's, St Joseph, Vimala Womens Colleges (they were our paradise of earth),and Hundreds of Elephants. This land also have & had extra decent Chief ministers, World Class Airports, and a special helipad just for Sonia Gandhi ji (Cause she must be there even if the Congress thinks of buying a new clutch cable for their VVIP car). So, I hail from there...In Kerala, There is a pattern..A mallu (male/female) has got three choices to live a better life. They are :- 1) Become a Doctor/Engg/Nurse and go to US or Germany..Ur uncle/Aunt/Brother/Appachan/Ammachi will take care of Rest. 2) Learn Plumbing/Wiring/Welding/Electrician/Automobile Engg and Go to Gelf! Your Alian(Saala) will take care of ur Visa. 3) Learn Computers and take a bus to Bangalore! Or ruin your life in Kerala or go and sell nariyal paani or open a Mess(Canteen..which later WILL become a "Mess") In Bombay! Rest of the Youth are bound to be a waste for the society..so go anywhere.. My so called large family (Damn! Its my Uncles,Aunts and Grandparents are more worried about my future than my Parents) June 1998 - I was happily working as a web designer at a firm in Cochin. with a Smart salary of 3.5k (yea u read it right) My weekly expense never exceeded Rs 600/- which included movies and cans of cokes,beer ..a boat ride to Wellington Island, Fresh Catch fried fish with red pepper, ginger, garlic & mint on the islands famous beach restaurants and some Self Pampering at the Floating restaurants! nd..Kerala is Very Cheap & Best! Then One Day..One of my Uncle came from Gelf!(read..Gulf /Dubai) asked me to concentrate on basic crap's like word, excel, PowerPoint and Tally. Why?? Cause he gotta vacancy in his Dubai firm where he works. I smoothly opposed the idea with the same dialogs a million girls in India says while somebody comes with a marriage proposal " Mujhe aur padahi karni hai". I some how managed to push 3 more years stating my experience as a Macintosh 3D Animator Splst and i may get a job in Wipro. Wipro??? When the hell they entered into Softwares?? Boy! they r basically a baby soap manufacturing company! My aunt declared hey gyan as she was preparing to bath my new born cousin....Phew!! Things got worse as all started blaming me for a 'non co-operative "movement"' by not going to Dubai. What the Heck...i need a life in my own terms ya!! And..on April 16th 2002.When things reached a Do or Die situ... I took a Jayanti Janata Express to Mumbai. My parents who were supportive, permitted me in one condition. Take the money u want, Find a job , and be self sufficient within 3 months!!! Else fly to Dubai from there, Ticket costs less from there huh! .. Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzz!! From there on the roll-a-coaster ride begun..I never knew that to survive here, it could cost around 100-150 bucks a day !! (While it was more than enough for a lavish lunch for a group of 4 there!! ) I ran out of money very fast (was embarrassed to let my family know that)got a job of 4k as a web designer at JD Institute of Fashion Technology and the real 'fun' began..Oh i saw the real 'life' here..Must admit that it made me strong enough.. I must admit that My former boss of JD Institute, Mr Chandrakkant Dalal ( Who introduced me to Ryze) helped me a lot to stand up on my own..Thank you Sir!! 4 years back,i used to live in Vashi (still do) with a Bong Family as a Paying Guest. The Uncle and Aunt are soooooo found of me that sometimes I felt like crying..tell you why. To ensure my berth there, I introduced myself in such a way that they got convinced that I am the ideal boy of this generation. So My dear Aunt started insisting me to join her on pooja�s and join her to see Old (1960's) Bangla movies..so that I can realize the values and culture they enjoyed at their times.. well Gr8! but what about my SEX AND THE CITY ? Uncle found things a different way..He found that we both are (Kerala and W Bengal) victims of Communism. Revolution and Class War,(Wow)that made declining of India�s finest port cities Calcutta and Cochin.. and yes..who plays best football Mohanbaghan or Kerala Police ?. Though 80% of those gyans goes as bouncers,.. i was able to catch at least 20%. And know something..They really believed that i am not bothered about girl's or not trying to have a girlfriend!! (While things are other way round..it also put a FULL STOP on my encounter towards the babes next door...Man!! she was really hot and was giving me signals, one after another..How could i tell her that if i showed my true colors, i might end up on roads :( ) Actually i was looking (desperately!) - for a GIRLFRIEND... Was 'desperate' mainly because i have access to many of the night clubs and discs around and it really look stupid to dance alone even if i get entry as a stag ;P So i did tried some weird steps that even include to woo my not so sexy copywriter..One day her house owner screamed on her for being late back home and..... it STOPPED!! Long live the(bloody) House owner... I knew (so i didn't)that i am not going to get the same response as the guy who posted an ad " Need a Wife" where he got thousands of response in no time, stating - "Buddy..U can have mine". It is not that i never had a girlfriend in my life or so..i had, in fact i had many..No, Nooo..Hold on!They didn't dropped me either! They all got Married.. :( In fact the moment i get into a relation, itz for sure that they will get married in 6-8 months..Guaranteed!! ( just added...the latest is getting married on 21st nov 07) and i enjoy a free meal. So..Respected Uncles & Aunts..IF u gotta daughter who is getting late to get married (Horoscope reasons if u believe so)..just dail 9867.......Mallu girls most welcome.. Just Kidding ;)!! After much of small jobs here and there i finally decide to do something of my own.... So here i am ..Started a firm called Seocentric.com a firm which caters SEO,PPC, Web 2.0 & Online Branding Consultancy Services. Happy with my new Avatar as a CEO holding loads of responsibilities..Seems like i am getting matured somewhere down the line.. :) Thanks for ready my crap "biography"..No..., I have no intention to 'harm' you furthermore... Pls do sign my guestbook..i am eager to know how much you tolerated me. Cheers!! Sign in to be able to view prabhatkiran's guestbook and friends list!
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