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Sanathana Dharma - Part II

Jun 22, 2006 2:14 pm

re: Sanathana Dharma - Part II

Bharat P

What did I learn from Ramayana?
1. Dont covet another's wife... imagine having two mothers-in-law!!
2. Dont mess with monkeys dude, they will beat the crap out of you.
3. With a little persuasion, rocks will float on water.
4. Snakes are scared of eagles (unless you are talking anaconda)
5. If you can train an army or monkeys, bears and what not to do what you want, you must be one genius of a trainer...Infosys Mysore needs you! (software programmers are easier to train than monkeys)
6. Step-moms are evil only in Ramayana, Fairy tales and Hindi films.
7. It is possible to get pregnant by eating a mango... Sounds like reverse logic --> pregnant women eat mangoes,therefore, mango eating women are pregnant.
8. If you break someone's bow, better be careful, he is gonna be awfully pissed.

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