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| Jul 17, 2006 12:45 pm |
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re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: : Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes |
Aditya Seth
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Caution! . . . . . . . . . . . . . These people Vote
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which direction was North because, he
explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
East, (and has for sometime), she shook her head and
said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff".
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
center. One day I got a call from an individual who
asked what hours the call center was open. I told him,
"The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days
a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific
time? "Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,
Pacific" . . . . . . . .
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative
assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her
weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving". . . . . . . .
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's
designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets
trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that
the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big
party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2
times 10% and gave us a 20% discount . . . .
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My
friend said "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she
turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and
ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way
the head is turned. . .
[Did you turn your head to "test" this one - I did -
maybe that is why my voting capability is impaired]
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told
the woman there that my bags never showed up. She
smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. Now,"
she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
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While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone
and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4
pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
I'm hungry enough to eat 6 . . . . . .
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Now you know who elects the politicians!
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid
of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and
hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want
it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat there
without even one person looking twice at it. He
eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of
this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed
the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day
someone stole it. Private Reply to Aditya Seth (new win) |
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