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| Nov 01, 2007 4:01 am |
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re: Never Lie to a Woman! |
SOEB FATEHI
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It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. At the front door Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in.
'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' he says. He then asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to a drive-in movie.
Peggy Sue's father responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.'
Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says, 'Whaaaat?'
'Yeah,' says the father, 'Peggy Sue really loves to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!'
Bobby's eyes light up and he mentally revises the night's plans. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, 'Have a good evening, kids!'
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back home, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: 'Dammit, Daddy! The twist! It's called the twist!!'
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