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| Dec 25, 2008 10:19 am |
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Followed by the New Year! |
Dipanwita Mullick
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New Year Resolutions.
Britney Spears
"I resolve to make myself more news worthy for the New Year"
Victoria Beckham to her husband David
"Honey, I think my New Year resolution should be losing weight. I really need to lose that last hundred pounds."
David Beckham to his wife Victoria
"Go right ahead honey. That is an excellent resolution! What do you think of my resolution on becoming a great football player?"
Amy Winehouse
"I won't go to rehab, but I will take more drugs in 2008; watch me." ...... They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Donald Trump
"2008 will be the year I buy stock in spray on tans. I mean, it really is an awesome product that I just can't get enough of."
Joan Rivers
"I know I have had to many plastic surgeries, but for 2008, I think I should resolve to have at least two more facelifts; just to get a bit tighter."
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Real quotations on New Year and all those resolutions.
“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.”
“Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.”
“New Year's Day - Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” . - Mark Twain.
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive”. - Jay Leno
“I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second”. - Helen Fielding in Bridget Jones' Diary
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