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Jul 15, 2009 10:18 am ITALIAN STYLE

Aditya Seth
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a
large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide
child support until the child turned 18.
She
agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
and write 'Spaghetti' on the back.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey', she said, 'you received a very strange post card today'.
'Oh, really? Let me see...', he said. The wife gave it to him
and watched as her husband read the card, turned
white, and fainted.
On the card was written:

'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Two with meatballs, one without.
Send extra sauce.'

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