Gery DiMarco | | I'm reminded of the time I was in DFW airport and two young men were wanting to buy tickets to the Steel City. One guy goes up to the counter and is greeted by a very buxom lass in a deep cut blouse.
Hi, how can I help you, she asked. With his eyes agog he replies, uhhh I need two pickets to Titsburgh.
I beg your pardon! she responded. Realizing what had just happened he turned, red faced and went back to his buddy. Hearing how the girl's bountiful anatomy left him tongue tied the friend says, Give me the money you dolt. I'll get the tickets.
He proceeds to the counter and when his turn arrives he too is struck dumb by what he sees and stammers out the same line, uuuh um er We need two pickets to Titsburgh. As she looks up at him he knows what happened and hustles back to his buddy. Dude, he says, I did it too. I've never been so embarrassed. What are we going to do? We'll miss the flight.
Just then the first guy spotted the priest that was travelling with us and came over and explained there dilema. He smiled and says don't worry boys. I'm a man of the cloth. We're trained and dedicated to avoid things like this bothering us.
He went to the counter, apologized for the two guys and explained that they were trying to purchase... 2 tickets on the next flight to Pittsbutrgh PA. He went on to explain that they were left a bit tongue-tied when they saw how well endowed she was. Oh my, she said, as she processed the tickets.
As she handed him the tickets one fell out of her hand and as she leaned over to catch it she became even more exposed and revealed a very short skirt as well. Handing him the second ticket she asked if there was anything else she could do.
No thank you, Father Tom replied, but you really shouldn't dress so scantily. I can assure you, he added, that right now up in heaven - St. Finger is probably wagging his peter at you.
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