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Just a little Sunday humour! Hilarious!!!Views: 48
Nov 01, 2009 11:27 amJust a little Sunday humour! Hilarious!!!#

Deborah DeGrande

A friend just sent me this and its way too funny not to share!!!! LOL!!

 

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his  wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

 

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

 

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Wonderland theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

 

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

 

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

 

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

 

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

 

'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!

 

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.


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Nov 01, 2009 11:49 amre: Just a little Sunday humour! Hilarious!!!#

Mariangie Gonzalez
OMG! I can't stop laughing!

Mariangie


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Nov 01, 2009 12:31 pmre: re: Just a little Sunday humour! Hilarious!!!#

Deborah DeGrande

I know! Isnt it a scream!!! Im having a coughing spell laughing so hard!!!

Image :lol:

 


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Nov 01, 2009 1:11 pmre: re: re: Just a little Sunday humour! Hilarious!!!#

Deborah DeGrande
It was a GUY who sent this to me by the way!

LOL


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Nov 01, 2009 5:59 pmre: re: re: re: Just a little Sunday humour! Hilarious!!!#

Janice Kauffman
Ohhh, that was funny! I'm going to pass that around in an email.

Janice Kauffman


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Nov 01, 2009 7:15 pmre: Just a little Sunday humour! Hilarious!!!#

MaryAnne
Nice to hear you laughing again Deb. Here's another to keep you laughing.
MaryAnne
http://www.maryanner.com




What a story!




A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.


'You talk?' he asks.


'Yep,' the Lab replies.



After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In
no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.


'Ten dollars,' the guy says..


'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.

















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Nov 02, 2009 9:08 amre: Just a little Sunday humour! Hilarious!!!#

Mariangie Gonzalez
LOL Maryanne's joke is super funny too! I am going to email both jokes to my friends and family! Thanks ladies!

Mariangie
http://www.MariangiesBiz.com


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