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| | The PlayTime: Fun and Relaxation Network is not currently active and cannot accept new posts | | Hospital Room 302 | Views: 550 | | Mar 06, 2004 7:49 pm | | Hospital Room 302 | # | 
Karen Smith | | Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this:
A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse."
The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and roomnumber?"
"Sarah Finkel, room 302."
"I'll connect you with the nursing station."
"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"
"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."
"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon."
The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful news!"
The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend!"
"Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me anything." Private Reply to Karen Smith | | Mar 06, 2004 10:22 pm | | re: Hospital Room 302 | # | 
Paul Bradley Cordle | | So True Karen!
I spent 2 weeks in the hospital at the beginning of the
year for a fractured leg. I can relate to this.
Thanks for posting,
Paul Bradley Cordle
> Karen Smith wrote:
> Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this:
>
>A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse."
>
>The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and roomnumber?"
>
>"Sarah Finkel, room 302."
>
>"I'll connect you with the nursing station."
>
>"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"
>
>"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."
>
>"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon."
>
>The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful news!"
>
>The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend!"
>
>"Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me anything." Private Reply to Paul Bradley Cordle | | Mar 18, 2004 10:10 am | | re: Hospital Room 302 | # | 
Keith Kehrer | | Thanks for that Karen.
that was good
Keith
> Karen Smith wrote:
> Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this:
>
>A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse."
>
>The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and roomnumber?"
>
>"Sarah Finkel, room 302."
>
>"I'll connect you with the nursing station."
>
>"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"
>
>"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."
>
>"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon."
>
>The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful news!"
>
>The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend!"
>
>"Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me anything."Private Reply to Keith Kehrer | | Nov 19, 2005 6:39 am | | re: re: Hospital Room 302 | # | 
Dawn Isaac | | I laughed so hard! I had acute renal failure in September so I was admitted for a few weeks. I can totally relate to this! Thanks. ~Dawn Private Reply to Dawn Isaac | | Dec 15, 2005 1:04 am | | re: Hospital Room 302 | # | 
****(***)**** | | Hi Karen,
that was a great one. really enjoyed it
regards
deepikaPrivate Reply to ****(***)**** | | Dec 15, 2005 2:14 am | | re: Hospital Room 302 | # | 
Life is a Journey... Enjoy it.... | | Hey Karen,
I totally agree with u... faced a similar situation when my father was in hospital for a day.
warm regards
kaushikPrivate Reply to Life is a Journey... Enjoy it.... |  | |
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