Venkatesh | | Have you ever wondered how a HR Manager can write
a love letter to
his girl
friend.
Look at this ....
To,
Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in
Love with you
since
the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to
the meeting held
between
us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to
present myself as
prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period
of three months
and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon
completion of probation, there will be continuous on
the job training
and
performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion
from lover to
spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment
would initially
be
shared equally between us. Later, based on your
performance, I might
take
up a larger! share of the expenses. However I am
broadminded enough
to be
taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of
receiving this
letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled
without further
notice
and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter
to your sister,
if
you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!!!!
Thanking you in anticipation,
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