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| Jan 16, 2008 9:35 pm | | The Orange Curtain | # |
Ally | | Many of you remember the Orange Curtain... well we are finally getting rid of it. We have no more use for it and I honestly don't want Bill to get into one of his moods and do another dance in it. LMAO.
But I will see if he will let me take a pic of him in it for everyone to enjoy.
I just hope the Orange curtain brings luck to a friend of mine who needs it for her man. We know it works a li'l too well.
Bill did a dance and within days.. boom we were expecting. That is what you call a powerful orange curtain LOL.
Love to all
Ally
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| Jan 16, 2008 10:29 pm | | re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Melisa Pickels | | Hey
Where did it go to because I haven't received it yet????
While I hope that person get's lucky too.......LOL
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| Jan 17, 2008 1:33 am | | re: re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Tracy Lewis | | lol yea you gotta get one pic of him in it before destroying it LMAO
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| Jan 17, 2008 11:00 am | | re: re: re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Miriam Thomas | | Orange curtain??..Do tell :)
"Don't let today's disappointments;cast a shadow on tomorrow's dreams"-
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| Jan 17, 2008 11:18 am | | re: re: re: re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Ally | | Mel - it is 4 u.. but didn't want to put your biz out there LOL
T - you know I will get a pic of it LOL
Miri - Back in the first Pub ... we had a thread about the orange curtain... T and I were picking on Bill about having another baby.
Well then one day I was on the phone with Patricia... and he was asking for clothes because he just got out of the shower... well in the dresser was an orange curtain...and he siad "I'll just wear the orange cutrain". Patricia and I laughed our asses off.
Well needless to say he did a .. what we now call a feritliity dance. He did a dance in the orange curtain and we were pregnant. LOL.
Now we know the power of the orange curtain and we want to help melisa out and give the orange curtain to her LOL.
We picked on Bill something terrible about the orange curtain..and now we have a beautiful baby and I am happy we have her.
Gotta Love the Orange Curtain
Love Ya
Ally
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| Jan 17, 2008 11:40 am | | re: re: re: re: re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Tracy Lewis | | LOL yea that orange curtain apparently has some potent powers!!!!
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| Jan 17, 2008 1:43 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Miriam Thomas | | @ Ally - LOL...indeed :) do keep the curtain safe , I might need to borrow it next yr around this time I suppose :D!! Maybe I could convince P to do a jig in it ...LMAO :D
Love,peace & hugs,
Miri
"Don't let today's disappointments;cast a shadow on tomorrow's dreams"-
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| Jan 17, 2008 9:54 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Melisa Pickels | | Kool, I will Keep it safe as I can and after I am done with it any one that would want it next will have to get me their address to send it but it will probably take a while for it because I can't use it until after Feb.
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| Jan 18, 2008 8:59 am | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Miriam Thomas | | Cool Mel - take your time have another year to go till the doc gives me the go ahead.
....so fingers crossed and will holler when the time comes :)!!
Hugs,
Miri
"Don't let today's disappointments;cast a shadow on tomorrow's dreams"-
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| Jan 21, 2008 1:18 pm | | Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
T.E.A.M. Mom! | | Ah ha, choking here, that was one of my funniest threads ever that we began so long ago, do many of you remember, hmmmmmmm It started the pub poem (in which I snort, thanks BillDear), an ebay listing of those magical draws (hmmm, wonder who started that one *wink wink*) and of course poof, 9 months later, who comes bouncing out, Savannah! Now that is what I call a dance! LOL I do hope that this wonderful spun thread of magical joy, brings as much laughter and pleasure (um hum) to whom ever hands get it, because I sure as heck know it won't be me ah haaaaaaaaaaa Thanks for the memories Sis, I really needed it today! Love Ya Private Reply to T.E.A.M. Mom! |
| Jan 30, 2008 9:56 pm | | re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
bill vanderbilt | | Greetings All
I have decided , for the sake of the infertile and impotent members of our network,,, to perform a special Orange Curtain Fertility Dance. It will be in the form of a video and placed on this thread for your enjoyment. Now, keep in mind that this is something I take very seriously. It will be an instructional video and not meant to be vulgar or humorous. So, do not laugh while watching this video. Laughing can cause undesired results if you are in fact trying to procreate.
Also, remember, I will assume no responsibility for any unwanted pregnancies as the result of viewing this video. Nor will I assume any parental responsibilities for children born outside of my direct controll. Go for it lucky.
May a smile follow you to sleep each night
And be there waiting
when you awaken.
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| Jan 31, 2008 9:25 am | | re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Mariangie ~GBG-$30 Biz and a Better Health | | OMG Tear are running down my cheeks, c'mon guys, let's do this, I want to see Bill wearing the orange curtain and doing the dance BUT let's capitalize!
This is my idea, create a video, but ad your JD Premium Products url, have Bill dancing with a Jerky box (sexy! LOL) upload it to YouTube, and let's see how the magic of YouTube works for your biz!!! I'm sure it's going to be a hit.
Mariangie
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| Jan 31, 2008 11:11 am | | re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
bill vanderbilt | | Greetings All
It has recently come to my attention that perhaps, I will need two versions of the Orange Curtain Fertility Dance Video. One will have a limited distribution here in Billally's Pub. Another version to be more widely distributed for JD marketing purposes.
However, I must warn you that Jerky Breath is not conducive to conception manuvers. It could result in a involuntaRY REVERSAL OF POSITIONS whereas ones head will be closer to their partners feet.
Also, for those who are seriously trying to conceive, I would recommend avoiding the Turkey Nuggets. We all fall asleep after Thanksgiving dinner and The nuggets could have the same effect. So, I recommend that you do not mix business with pleasure. In other words, don't f--- up your eating and don't eat up your f------
Thank You Mariangie,,,,,for the marketing tip.
May a smile follow you to sleep each night
And be there waiting
when you awaken.
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| Jan 31, 2008 11:16 am | | re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Miriam Thomas | | ROFL...aaah Billdaddy ..the gems you do spew out at times ....makes me realize to how blessed we are to have you ;)..
So now where the dance you promised us gals :P!
Hugs,
Miri
"Don't let today's disappointments;cast a shadow on tomorrow's dreams"-
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| Jan 31, 2008 12:03 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Mariangie ~GBG-$30 Biz and a Better Health | | LOL Oh Bill, I am so glad I'm here... you make me laugh!!!
Oh, and you're welcome!
Mariangie
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| Jan 31, 2008 2:34 pm | | Video Live : Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
bill vanderbilt | | Greetings All Due to the overwhelming demand for " The Orange Curtain Ritual Fertility Dance Video " I have honored your wishes. Due to budgetary limitations, the quality of this video is somewhat challenged. Much like a midget in the NBA Playoffs. However, the power of the curtain dance will be evident to all who perform this ritual. Go Forth And Be Fertle http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=27327771
May a smile follow you to sleep each night
And be there waiting
when you awaken.
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| Jan 31, 2008 2:41 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
bill vanderbilt | | Hello Miri
I do appreciate your kind words. However, to consider me a blessing would be comparable to a dog being grateful that flea on his behind that has no teeth. You know I will never be able to hurt you but,,,,I am still a pain in the ass.
May a smile follow you to sleep each night
And be there waiting
when you awaken.
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| Jan 31, 2008 2:51 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
bill vanderbilt | | Hello Mariangie
I am glad that you enjoy my sense of humor. There are many people who do not quite understand my way of thinking. Take my Mother for instance. Once , after slapping me in the head a few times and pulling my hair ,she said, " Billy, you are going to be just like your father". I replied " I'm drunk already but I didn't know Dad was beat up and bald too". LOL I laughed so hard it made Mom whack me a few more times.
May a smile follow you to sleep each night
And be there waiting
when you awaken.
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| Jan 31, 2008 3:43 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Melisa Pickels | | that is a great dance and I think it's going to be great for Simba to do!
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| Jan 31, 2008 4:26 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Ally | | I AM WARNING YOU ALL RIGHT NOW!!!! I am on the shot!! IF I become pragnant again... there will be hell to be raised. lmao
I loved doing this video don't get me wrong.. but this is a very powerful dance and WE are really ain't ready for another LOL.
I had a really hard time trying NOT to LOL... and hold the camera still... and Savannah woke up just in time to see the dance. And then she played in the orange curtain after Bill was done dancing in it. ENJOY Love to all
Ally
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| Jan 31, 2008 7:49 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Melisa Pickels | | awe she is so cute in it..................LOL
if it happens it is going to happen if you like it or not
be safe and do NOT do any thing tonight....LOL
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| Jan 31, 2008 10:07 pm | | re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Mariangie ~GBG-$30 Biz and a Better Health | | LOL!!! OMG! I think I woke up the neighbors laughing! Bill I am your #1 fan!!! Thank you for sharing all your innate talent with us. I could watch that over and over again.
Mariangie
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| Feb 01, 2008 12:41 am | | re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
T.E.A.M. Mom! | | Tears in my eyes, my grannie wear on, thank GOD my baby sis warned me ahead of time to be strapped and ready, ah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I tried so hard not to laugh out loud because my son is sleeping next to my desk here, but holy cow! That was the best! Than seeing Savanah in it, ah haaaaaaaaaaaaa, I lost my breath, have to find my inhaler and go change meself :D No only kidding, but can't breathe, but well worth it. I love your sense of humor Billdear, not many men would don that magical curtain for an encore and take that chance, but god love you you did it for all of us kiddies here!!!! I love ya, your awsome and hope to next see your draws in that box ready for auction again on ebay! Hugs Sis Pee Private Reply to T.E.A.M. Mom! |
| Feb 02, 2008 11:34 am | | re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Miriam Thomas | | OH MY HOLY GOD .....I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time...ROFL !!
I must say Billdaddy you sure are a brave man :D!
Hugs,
Miri
"Don't let today's disappointments;cast a shadow on tomorrow's dreams"-
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| Feb 03, 2008 1:17 pm | | re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
bill vanderbilt | | Greetings All
Due to the number of references to laughter, tears and wet panties in this forum, I feel obligated to point somethng out here. The power of The Orange Curtain Ritual Fertility Dance is not to be taken lightly. You must understand the nature of the dance. The Dr's told Ally she could not conceive. I donned my curtain and did " The Dance". She conceived within 48 hours.
According to researchers ,Dr. Preg Nancy Drew and PHD. Fudly McPucker of Vanderbilt University, the power of the curtain dates back to ancient Rome. Roman soldiers were issued Orange Curtains along with their swords in an attempt to replenish their ranks as the casualties of war dwindled their numbers. As they were sent into battle with their Orange Curtains they were told to " go forth and conk her,,,,,,on the head, drag her into a secluded area and do it till the cows came home. This is the period known as the Draggem and Baggem Revolution. Also, during this period, it was determined that dragging the women by the hair was much more conducive to procreation than dragging them by the feet. Dragging them by the feet often led to them becoming filled with sand, making fertilization all but impossible.
May a smile follow you to sleep each night
And be there waiting
when you awaken.
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| Feb 03, 2008 7:15 pm | | re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Tracy Lewis | | OMG I NEEDED THAT BAD!!!!
I HAVENT LAUGHED THAT HARD IN A LOOOOOOONG TIME!
Wooo Hooooo Bill you definitely got the moves go on there, no wonder that curtain was so powerful! LOL
The funniest part tho to me is........then the pics of savannah just look like a minature bill! LOLOLOL
love ya
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| Feb 04, 2008 10:32 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
bill vanderbilt | | Hello T
You know,,, I am really hurt. Finally, I do something serious to try to help humanity and what do I get? I get people from all over the world laughing at my Orange Curtain Ritual Fertility Dance. It's enough to drive me to drinking,,,, and for that,,, I am eternally grateful to em.
May a smile follow you to sleep each night
And be there waiting
when you awaken.
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| Feb 04, 2008 11:20 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Megan Taylor | | LMAO Ally I just saw the video.. HAHA TO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! Savannah is such a cutie!!!!
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| Feb 05, 2008 6:44 pm | | re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Miriam Thomas | | This is the period known as the Draggem and Baggem Revolution. Also, during this period, it was determined that dragging the women by the hair was much more conducive to procreation than dragging them by the feet. Dragging them by the feet often led to them becoming filled with sand, making fertilization all but impossible. ROFL.............. Private Reply to Miriam Thomas |
| Feb 05, 2008 7:12 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
bill vanderbilt | | Hello Miriam
The seriouser I get the laughyer everyone else gets. This is all true stuff. This is some of my best work and people are laughing. Boooo,,,,, Hooooo
May a smile follow you to sleep each night
And be there waiting
when you awaken.
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| Feb 06, 2008 11:46 am | | re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Miriam Thomas | | OK ok ok ...I am quiet now
(giggle)
whos that?? not me :O :PPrivate Reply to Miriam Thomas |
| Feb 06, 2008 12:31 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Melisa Pickels | | Bill
you will be okay with all the booo hooo or laughter you get.
You know it's funny and at the same time a way people use to get pregant..(I can't spell either). we all enjoy the laughter and if anyone is booo hoooing then they are laughing too much.
Later,
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| Feb 07, 2008 9:43 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
bill vanderbilt | | Hello Melissa
Either , e-i-t-h-e-r. You said you couldn't spell it but I think you got it right.
Now, about the laughter and the booo hooo's. Would you laugh at a 3 legged dog playing volley ball. Would you laugh at a toothless hobo eating an ear of corn. How about a Roman Soldier saying he was gladheateher. ( gladiator )
Then why in the world would anyone laugh at my wonderful Orange Curtain Ritual Fertility Dance. Booo Hooo Hooo Hooo. Waaaaa Waaaa
May a smile follow you to sleep each night
And be there waiting
when you awaken.
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| Feb 07, 2008 9:51 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
bill vanderbilt | | Hello Sister Patty Pee
You certainly have your nerve. The lady who introduced to me the ( the bathroom brush fire ). Smoke signals from a burning bush and the little kitty cat with a tomahawk. I use that term kitty cat rather loosely too. LOL . Oh yea, and you laugh at my Dance. You got yer nerve.
May a smile follow you to sleep each night
And be there waiting
when you awaken.
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| Feb 08, 2008 8:26 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Ally | | Hey Bill,
I wanted to cry too, only because I was hoping it would NOT work for us again LMAO.
Love you so much
Allycat
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| Feb 09, 2008 9:28 am | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Melisa Pickels | | Because we are laughting to hard.....
I didn't know if I spelled pregant right or not......I still don't know because there is no spell check on here! LOL
I was laughing so hard because of the way you turned with some moves and how it reminds me of some things that my parents us to dance when they were together!
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| Feb 11, 2008 9:50 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Ally | | Hey Mel,
since we shopwed Simba the dance last night..do you think he'll do it ??? IF he does.. I wanna see the video LMAO. I can ONLY imagine.
Thanks for the laughs Y'all rock
Love Ya
Ally
PS. Tell Simba he needs to join us here in the pub. :)
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| Feb 16, 2008 9:00 am | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
bill vanderbilt | | Hey Ally Cat
I think it is funny how you go around wishing fertility on people. Maybe we should have a few more aye. Think we need another boy? Twins mabe even. LOL That would be cool huh.
May a smile follow you to sleep each night
And be there waiting
when you awaken.
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| Feb 16, 2008 11:10 am | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Ally | | LOL yeah give me 2 years to think about it LOL. Savannah is too tiny right now to EVEN think of another LMAO. But Yeah a boy would be nice... but twins???? NAH I'll pass.
Love Ya EasterBilly
Ally
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| Feb 16, 2008 5:52 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Megan Taylor | | AAAHH I VOTE FOR TWINS!!!!! Keep the curtain!! LMAO At least I can give em' back!! LMAO But I love Savannah & Summer like crazy!! :0) whats 2 more eehh??
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| Feb 17, 2008 8:19 pm | | re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Melisa Pickels | | yeah I can see you having twins......... I really think that if Simba does do it I don't know how to stop laughing and then we may not be able to do anything after wards....
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| Feb 17, 2008 11:15 pm | | re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Tracy Lewis | | i vote for you keeping the curtain and maybe having triplets next time? LMAO
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| Feb 17, 2008 11:23 pm | | re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Ally | | y'all sick!!! lmao
hell make it quads and get it all over with.
LOL
Love
Ally
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| Feb 17, 2008 11:53 pm | | re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Tracy Lewis | | well we are only pretending right? LMAO
ok go for sextuplets! LMAO
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| Feb 18, 2008 12:53 am | | re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Ally | | Oh Yea. Just keep dancin and laughing and see what happens girls. Before you know it you will all be pregnant and there will be so many kiddie pics on this page Ryze will have to buy more band width.
This is serious stuff ya'll. When you do the dance ,,,,get outta them pants. Oh yea. See what happens
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| Feb 18, 2008 1:29 am | | re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
bill vanderbilt | | The above post was mine but Allycat didn't sign out.
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And be there waiting
when you awaken.
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| Feb 18, 2008 3:07 am | | : Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Vanessa Shelton | |
Ok, I watched the video and now you people have me seriously scared...
I laughed just like everybody else...
And I used to get pregnant if I even thought about a man. Well, maybe not just thought.
But I was the one-in-10,000 who had another after a tubal..
Ah hell, taking my chances anyway....
LMAO
Vanessa
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| Feb 18, 2008 5:04 am | | re: : Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
bill vanderbilt | | Hello Vanessa
It is nice to see you again. WE have missed you.
I see that you too have found humor in the Mystery Of The Orange Curtain Ritual Fertility Dance. It is a very sad state of affairs when the unwary find these powers to be of a comical essence.
I gather from your post that you would be less than happy to find yourself in a state of expectation. If this is a correct assumption I would highly recommend that you follow this bit of informed advice.
When you are considering intimacy, remove your clothing and have your mate drag you through sand,,,,, by the feet.
May a smile follow you to sleep each night
And be there waiting
when you awaken.
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| Feb 18, 2008 9:41 am | | re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Ally | | T,
The LAST time we joked about this look what happened... Thank GOD I get my shot tomorrow LOL.
Summer keeps wanting me to have more..she said "Mom you can have 100 babies".
I told her NOT IN THIS LIFETIME lol.
Love Ya T
Ally
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| Feb 21, 2008 5:45 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Miriam Thomas | | shot ? what shot?? there are shots for it?? na..you know what ...i better not think abt it!!
Seems like I missed the party :(..Private Reply to Miriam Thomas |
| Feb 21, 2008 5:56 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
bill vanderbilt | | Hey Miriam
The Shot just happens to be one of the latest medical marvels invented to counteract the powerful Orange Curtain Ritual Fertility Dance. Personally, I don't believe it can work. I believe it is called the Depo Shot. Haaa. No match for the dance.
Now, wake up from your nap and go read this whole thread so you can participate in this conversation a little more effectively. You are running behind on your drink quota too by the way. Gitter Done
May a smile follow you to sleep each night
And be there waiting
when you awaken.
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| Feb 21, 2008 6:01 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
bill vanderbilt | | Hello T
I am all for the sextuplets. Especially the sex part. The tuplets make a wonderful addition to the breakfast plate of eggs and a crossaunt
May a smile follow you to sleep each night
And be there waiting
when you awaken.
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| Feb 26, 2008 1:16 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Ally | | Let it to Bill to think of Sex and FOOD all at the sametime.
Gotta Love this place
Love
Allycat
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| Feb 26, 2008 4:19 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Tracy Lewis | | YUP TYPICAL MALE
SEX AND THEIR STOMACH LOL
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| Feb 26, 2008 6:02 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Ally | | You Got THAT right LMAO
Love Ya
Ally
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| Feb 27, 2008 2:16 am | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
bill vanderbilt | | Hello T and Allycat.
You two yardbirds seem to be having a blast with this orange curtain stuff. I am happy that I have been able to entertain you two for a while. T, you have been entertained with this now for about 6 months. Ally, your time of being entertained has only begun. You will be entertained with dirty diapers for at least another year. Crying in the night, hair pulling, vomiting on your clothes, spilled drinks all over the house, little scratches on your face, smeared make up, stains and pains you will not have a way to remedy and many other little annoyances. Then, on top of that, you still have the baby to deal with too,,,,,,, besides me
May a smile follow you to sleep each night
And be there waiting
when you awaken.
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| Feb 27, 2008 9:08 am | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Tracy Lewis | | Well i am sure every second of it is worth it to ally because she has both you wonderful babies now! :)
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| Mar 04, 2008 11:14 pm | | I have an idea : re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Ally | | tell me what you think *WICKED GRIN*
I was cutting up grapes for Savannah and a thought came to mind...
I am sure some of you watch Country Fried Home Videos...
I was thinking, (Scary thought I know) what about entering the Curtain Dance to Bill Engval?
LMAO
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| Mar 05, 2008 8:41 pm | | re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Gery DiMarco | | OK, Somehow, through some evil twist of fate, I just found my way back to this thread and realized there was a video. Through a more evil twist I found the link.
I wish Mary J Blige would have promised I'd never get hurt. I pulled a couple of muscles laughing so hard.
It was short lived laughter though as I realized I had just watched an orange curtain fertility dance and swam with a pregnant dolphin named after the Mayan princess of fertility within a few weeks of each other.
Uncle Speedy may need to live in a monastery until this wears off. I need a brown robe dance to cancel out the spell. I hope I can find a dancing Monk.
Ooooooops! I need a dancing monk not a dancing monkey!
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| Mar 05, 2008 11:48 pm | | re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Gery DiMarco | |
For you ladies that find the glare from those lily white legs (and believe me I have no room to talk there) too blinding to make it through the entire dance....I found something else you can try.
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| Mar 05, 2008 11:59 pm | | re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Ally | | LMAO
Ohhh Unca Speedy where have you been???? Laughing even harder!
Love the dancing MONKey LOL.
As reguards to the Man in a Can... nah don't need that yet. Ole Billdaddy is holding up well ... as you can see LOL.
Sorry Mary J Blige lied to you that you wouldn't get hurt again ... hmmm can't win them all huh?
Love Ya
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| Mar 11, 2008 4:28 pm | | re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
bill vanderbilt | | Greetings All
Well, as you all know, you can find just about anything here at The Pub. We have gone to the far reaches of the universe and brought to you, just about everything imaginable. Leave it to Speedy G to make a request that would challenge even our wildest imaginations. From the one who brought us the " Man In A Can " we now have a requisition for a Brown Robe , Ritual, Anti Fertility Dance. I believe this one will take us to ancient Tibet and a certain group of Monks known for their very sharp cutting utensils , following close behind a group of screaming young men. I suppose one could counter act the Orange Curtain Fertility Dance but,there will be a price to pay.
May a smile follow you to sleep each night
And be there waiting
when you awaken.
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| Apr 09, 2008 11:09 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Charles DeJesus | | omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE IS LIKE NO WAY I COULD DO THAT DANCE!!
It hurt just to watch it!
If I were to try that, the only one conceiving would be are those "brown-robed=munks".
Hey, Savannah looks soooooooooooooooooo cute in that Orange-Curtain. NOW, did any one think about what's going to happen after Shavannah does the dance??????????????
I think we'er all in trouble now.
Allycat...........don't worry Billdaddy, keep that THING away from Savannah.
PLEASE.
Love.
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| Apr 10, 2008 5:48 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Ally | | LMAO Chas,
Well since you are new Here is a short story of the orange curtain ...
When we had this pub, we joked around about getting pregnant... Bill said NO MORE KIDS!!! And I was told I could not have any kids...well I have 2 lol. So both Drs were wrong.
Well one day I was on the Phone with Patrica (sister P) and Bill was looking for clothes...and all he could find in the dresser drawer was the Orange Curtain.. he put that on and did a dance 2 days later we found out we were indeed pregnant.
So there is the history lesson of the Orange Curtain lol.
Now I have to worry about Summer and Savannah's mates (when they are old enough) getting ahold of that Orange Curtain lmao.
Glad you enjoyed the video. Billdaddy and I had a blast making it.
But for Some odd reason I feel a second one in the making LMAO... NO MORE BABIES from me lol. I am on the shot to stop me from having babies LOL.
Love Ya Chas
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| Apr 12, 2008 12:51 am | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Charles DeJesus | | Hey Allcat,
Thank you, now I've got the story strait.
Question: is that "Orange Curtain" under lock-and-key?
If it isn't, we'er all in trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
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| Apr 12, 2008 2:29 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Megan Taylor | | I think Melissa has the orange curtain now??? Unless Ally still has it..LOL
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| Apr 14, 2008 11:19 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Ally | | Yup I still have the Orange Curtain.
It is in my spare room right now.... then I will box it up and put it in my closet for keeping lol. Hmmmmm maybe I should put it back in my dresser drawer lol.
Love yas
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| Apr 15, 2008 8:15 am | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Megan Taylor | | LOL no Summer or Savannah will take it out!! LOL You can brng it here for me HAHA bring it this weekend when ya'll come over.. AAHH I can't wait till my best friend comes this weekend!!! we can party! YAAAA!! make mom babysit.. HAHA someone stole my wine i won from the ghetto festival toomember right by our field I won!!! i was saving it for us for this summer for a big party like Bills bday or urs.. ARRGG I bet my brother took it!! it's a LOSER!! LOL I'll buy us some wine coolers LOL
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| Apr 15, 2008 3:27 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Charles DeJesus | | Hey Allycat,
You were just kidding about that draw-thing....right?
It was bad enough when Billdaddy had it....if the girls get a hold of it...OMG...
I don't even want to think about it!!!!!!!!!!!
It will be....like.....the "Revenge-of-the-women".
The only one conceiving will be the guys!
I bet no one thought about that!
It's like my mom told me once years ago--
"When you get married and have a child, and you'er there at birth;
after every thing is over, remember this about what you say to
your wife while trying to make her feel better;
don't ever say--I know how you feel--unless you've passed a
14 pound bowlling ball, you don't know( and she knows it).
Love,
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| Apr 15, 2008 3:37 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Megan Taylor | | Ally past out a 8 lb even kid..that count?? LOL Savannah was 8 lbs LOL
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| Apr 15, 2008 6:42 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Melisa Pickels | | Yeah Ally stills has it because me and Simba are going to do our thing to make a child but then no one knows if Simba can produce kids but we are going to have fun trying......
I think I am just going to quiet trying to have another one and just have fun with him....if it works it works. I think that is it my luck if I could ever have another considering that I wasn't suppose to have my son but I asked God for one and he gave me one so that is what I am praying for a daughter this time but God knows I will love it even if it does come out a boy....
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| Apr 16, 2008 12:04 am | | Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Charles DeJesus | | Hi Melisa,
I'm sooooooooooooo glad to hear your not letting lose
the power of the "Orange Curtain", it's to powerful.
As for try-till-ya-get-there, well...no better place to be.
I'm sure they're a lot of people that will agree with me on that.
Boy or girl, I'm sure you and Simba will love them just the same.
Love.
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| Apr 16, 2008 10:00 am | | re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Melisa Pickels | | Yes we will love our child together no matter what the sex is! Right now we are going to wait until we are all in the same house because right now we are together but I have to move by him because of more family support but my son is in school here so I am going to wait until he is out of school to move!
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| Apr 18, 2008 1:27 pm | | re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Ally | | Hey Chas,
Summer was 5pounds 9ounces and Savannah was 8 plounds even...Sooooo if I add them I come up with a 13.5 pound total... is that close enough??? LMAO
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| Apr 21, 2008 5:03 pm | | re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Charles DeJesus | | Hey Allycat,
13.5 is about 13.5 more than I ever care to pass!
I think all the women who've ever gave birth are so much more braver than I care to think.
It changes your whole body for ever, and there's nothing easy about it.
When I think about it, I find myself in so much wonder; that my Mom went through all that just to have me.
Makes me want to cry sometimes.
It is a bit early, but I just want to thank all the Mothers,
for all you've done, and every thing you'll do.
Happy Mother's Day!
Love,
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| Apr 23, 2008 9:12 pm | | re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Ally | | Chas,
LOL that was a total of Summer and Savannah.
Yes the body does change and so does the mind. But I have both of them back to normal... I know Billdaddy and Mater will argue that point about my mind lol.
Thank you for the Early Mother's Day.
Maybe I will have Billdaddy do a Mother's Day Orange Curtain Dance.
Love Ya
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| Apr 24, 2008 12:33 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Charles DeJesus | | Hi Allycat,
It's never too early(or late) to honnor the world's mom.
They really are that important!
Hey, if Billdaddy does a dance in hoonor of the mothers,
does that mean what I think will happen......I mean to the mothers?
This may or may not be a good idea....good intention......
but....you know......you are in that group.
And Mega does know ya a lot better than I do, but.........
she's in that group too....so who would I believe about...
normal....is there such a thing?
I'll wait and see what ya think.
Love,
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| Apr 24, 2008 2:22 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Megan Taylor | | Hey Chas.. Thanks for the Happy Mothers day warmin & ur riht it isn't ever to early for that. And normal??? I don't know what that is LOL
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| Apr 25, 2008 4:47 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Charles DeJesus | | Hi Megan,
You are most welcome.
I'm glad to hear about "normal",
thought I was the only one.
The best explaination of normal I've ever heard came
from a movie:
Whyatt: "All I ever wanted was a normal-life".
Doc: "There's no normal, just life".
That's why I try so hard to live-life and have fun.
I'm glad there are a lot of us around....makes the party
that much more fun!!!!
Love,
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| Apr 26, 2008 1:50 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
bill vanderbilt | | Greetings All
We interupt this discussion for an important Billally's Pub Bullitin.
I will not be performing any Mother's Day Orange Curtain Dance. The consequences could be devastating. What are you people thinking ?
I will however perform a special dance for anyone who truly wishes to conceive. For appointment times and scedualing please respond to this forum with your requests.
May a smile follow you to sleep each night
And be there waiting
when you awaken.
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| Apr 27, 2008 12:27 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Charles DeJesus | | Hey Billdaddy,
I am soooooooooo glad some one else thought this one out!
I really didn't need to start all over again(dad).
And I really didn't need an uncle or aunt old enought to
be my own...(a little rough on the holidays if ya know what I mean).
Grand kids are great...I can deal with that wonderfully!
You know I did have to put that out....the dance thing
for the mothers....had me a bit worried...too powerful!
Now ya see why Billdaddy's the bar tender...uh...I'm...
still sorry about that...that pitcher thing...flames and all.
Love,
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| Apr 28, 2008 8:35 am | | re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Megan Taylor | | Hey Ally....
Before I forget... I even posted a comments on myspace for ya...
Mackenzie's first softball game is May 3rd (this weekend) if ya'll wanna come in that weekend!! Hopefully the weather will be good!! :0) I'm gonna let my uncle know too they'll wanna come. I told Rach about it too i'm pretty sure Willys parents & his sister Stacey will come (she's our age she's cool Mackenzie loves her like crazy ..LOL)if she has off work. That's like Mackenzie's "other family" other then ya'll..LOL
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| May 09, 2008 1:01 am | | re: re: re: re: re: re: Memories LOL re: The Orange Curtain | # |
Charles DeJesus | | I can't believe I missed that game!!!!
I talked to everyone I know @ ESPN SportCenter, they
wouldn't say squat about the game! Yes, they're off
my chirstmas list! What happened?
Love,
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