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| | The @-@-@- Pearls of Wisdom, Beads of Knowledge -@-@-@ Network is not currently active and cannot accept new posts | | Very special Pearls of Wisdom, - the FUN way!!! | Views: 232 | | Jul 09, 2008 11:58 am | | Very special Pearls of Wisdom, - the FUN way!!! | # | 
Ingrid Webster | | Just because we are a happy bunch: this thread is for fun stuff with or without wisdom. It got started because I couldn't resist posting what is the first one below:
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child,why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked The seamstress replied,'No.'
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded withrubies.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked. The seamstress replied,'Yes.' The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are you crying?' 'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. 'Isthis your husband?' the Lord asked.
'Yes,' cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!' The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney,you would have come up with Brad Pitt.
Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.
And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
Signed,
All Us Women
Ingrid Webster
The Neverending Necklace
"A String of Love and Peace going around the World!"
http://www.addbeads.com
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Private Reply to Ingrid Webster | | Jul 09, 2008 12:51 pm | | re: Very special Pearls of Wisdom, - the FUN way!!! | # | 
Richard "The Eagle" Motivator | |
That was Very Cute. LMAO. LOL
Thanks for sharing. I enjoyed it.
Richard "The Eagle" Motivator
Live and Act Like a Champion Today!!
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http://www.yuwie.com/teameagle/ Private Reply to Richard "The Eagle" Motivator | | Jul 09, 2008 2:32 pm | | re: Very special Pearls of Wisdom, - the FUN way!!! | # | 
Teresa Mahieu | | Oh Ingrid that was a true gem. I can see I will enjoy myself here.
Blessed Be,
Teresa aka Tess
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/862583/beauty_of_a_woman.html?cat=10Private Reply to Teresa Mahieu | | Jan 06, 2009 10:51 am | | re: re: Very special Pearls of Wisdom, - the FUN way!!! | # |
Ingrid Webster | | This was just emailed to me from a fellow ryze member, and I thought it's worth sharing with a wink.
Quote of the day:
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh...'
Hope you start your day with a smile!
Ingrid Webster
The Neverending Necklace
"A String of Love and Peace going around the World!"
http://www.addbeads.com
Private Reply to Ingrid Webster | | Jan 06, 2009 11:44 am | | re: Very special Pearls of Wisdom, - the FUN way!!! | # |
Richard "The Eagle" Motivator | |
Great Quote. Thanks for sharing.
Richard "The Eagle" Motivator
Live and Act Like a Champion Today!!
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http://abhp-network.ryze.com Private Reply to Richard "The Eagle" Motivator | | Jan 16, 2009 11:33 pm | | re: re: Very special Pearls of Wisdom, - the FUN way!!! | # |
Ingrid Webster | | Hah! I thought this might lighten your evening a bit:
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_web.shtml
After all, these little episodes are compliments of some very "exquisite" gems, with just a few facets short of a brilliant cut...!
Enjoy.
Ingrid Webster
The Neverending Necklace
"A String of Love and Peace going around the World!"
http://www.addbeads.com
Private Reply to Ingrid Webster | | Jan 19, 2009 12:28 pm | | re: re: re: Very special Pearls of Wisdom, - the FUN way!!! | # | 
Angie Baker | | Hi Ingrid and all,
I love these posts, great addition to any network. Laughter is definately good for the soul.
Have a great day!
Smiles and hugs,
Angie
Angie Baker. Visit http://angbkrtreasures.shopping.officelive.com/default.aspx
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