|Apr 08, 2005 2:36 am
||CAS Makes us MAD . . . Whats your opinion ??
|| Little Johnny met a new classmate
whose family had migrated recently.
Naturally, Jani spoke in an accent
which was now somewhere in between.
His original accented speech was
superimposed with a newfound drawl
which the queen would never approve.
They started talking about things
close to themselves. Cricket bats
and Soccer balls were hot said Jani.
Johnny thought Babe Ruth and Jordan
were cool. When one said that his
bowels needed working, it almost
sounded as though his balls needed
perking. Throwing up was not the
same thing as spewing out as they
Hari ambled into the courtyard hand
in hand with Harold and saw the two.
Harold was asking Hari if H1B was his
mummy's real name and said that his
father used a B52 to lob one at Saddam.
Harold's hero was Cowboy Bob and
Hari couldnt forget his friend back
home who flirted with mirthful Radha.
Suddenly Harold wanted to use the
washroom and so did Hari. One would
have to wait.
All four rode the same bus home and
over a few days found that the bus
had an equal number of window seats
and non window seats. They needed
no arithmetic lessons to know that
taking turns here was as simple as
waiting in the washroom queue.
The foursome made a band and played.
They wanted to have the honor of being
the official school band one day.
They went looking for a female lead
vocalist and signed on the cutest
blonde on the block. Her name was
Lavleen. They named themselves
'The Hi Five' and played along.
Soon they grew up and got interested
in many new things. Besides music,
they enjoyed watching each other excel
in their own sports. Lavleen was more
academically inclined and wrote
assignments early for the others
They no longer MADe CASes about
everything they saw or wanted to see.
They had seen enough together. In their
OPINION there was a whole new world
emerging beyond and they reached
out to touch the stars . . . . . . .
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