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| Sep 30, 2005 4:37 am |
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Competition to identify innovators |
SOEB FATEHI
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Arre LK(g) you will be surprised.
Yesterday I visited one posh multi storey
retail store in a big mall and I just had
to you know what.
I thought that the rich and famous who
frequent that place would have some civic
etiquette. I was apalled to see a trail
of tiny bits of wet tissue leading me to
the door. Maybe this was a clever trail
meant for the aromatically challenged.
Never mind. I took one deep breath to last
me through and ventured bravely onward.
On opening the outer door I saw a man.
I swear he was one because I saw that
he was indeed one. At least the mirror
wouldnt lie. On hearing the door open
behind him he instinctively shifted his
eyes off his you know what and looked
up into the mirror. Seeing me he grinned
weakly and quickly restored his unders
and his outers to where they should always
have been.
I skirted around him and proceeded to the
inner chamber. One look at the floor and
the seat was enough to make me change my
mind. I went home quickly to finish my
task at hand.
I have now decided to devote at least a
few minutes everyday to the worthy and
noble movement for educating my compatriots
about the virtues and blessings which they
may accumulate from learning the delicate
art of using a loo!Private Reply to SOEB FATEHI (new win) |
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