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Its legal to laugh:-))Views: 140
Apr 11, 2008 4:18 pm lawyers--nfaqs

While a lawyer joke a day won’t keep the lawyers away, it still feels good to laugh at lawyers as often as possible.

You’ll soon discover that there’s no better way to start the day (or for that matter end the day) than having a good laugh at a lawyer’s expense. So without further ado, please enjoy the Lawyer Jokes!

Lawyers -- non frequently asked questions

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
A: To sue the chicken on the other side.

Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer:
A: All the information you need - but you can't understand a word of it.

Q: What do honest lawyers and UFO's have in common?
A: You always hear about them, but you never see them.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
A: Another lawyer.

Q: What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
A: God doesn't think He's a lawyer.

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