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Sep 23, 2008 5:45 pm re: re: re: Yet another Lawyer joke!!

Ritu
Category :Law jokes which are actually not on lawyers!
Sub-category: PJs

John went to see his lawyer about a divorce.
"What grounds do you think you have for a divorce?" the lawyer asked.

"It's my wife's manners," said John. "She has such bad table manners that she is disgracing the whole family."

"That's bad," the lawyer said. "How long have you been married?"

"Nine years," said John.

"If you have been able to put up with her table manners for nine years, I can't understand why you want a divorce now," the lawyer said.

"WELL," said John, "I DIDN'T KNOW IT BEFORE. I JUST BOUGHT A BOOK OF ETIQUETTE THIS MORNING."
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The judge was questioning Mulla Nasrudin. "I understand that your wife is scared to death of you," he said.
"That's right, your Honor," said the Mulla.

The judge leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Man to man," he said, "HOW DO YOU DO IT?"
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A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."
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When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?"
Pat came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR."
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