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Oct 19, 2008 8:21 pm If you Love someone

Ritu
If you love someone, set her free.
If she come back she's yours;
If she doesn’t she never was.

However, in today’s world, this quote finds its own MODERN VERSIONS:

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back .

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
if you love someone, set her free...
if she doesn't come back within a week, forget her.

Patient:
if you love someone, set her free...
if she doesn't come back, put your life on hold and sit and wait.

Playful
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat …

The FBI agent:
if you love someone, set her free...
then put bug on her phone and surveillance cameras in her house.

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;

The Human Ecologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyer:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Lawyer:
if you love someone, set her free...
then sue her for emotional distress.

Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Over possessive person :
If you love someone
don’t set her free.

MBA :
If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

The Psycho:
if you love someone, set her free...
if she doesn't come back, go & shoot her.

The Creepy Sociopath:
if you love someone, set her free..
then stalk her.

Marketing Specialist:
If you love someone set her free.
If she comes back she has brand loyalty.
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market.

Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Somnambulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it’s a nightmare
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming

To emphasise the point that this indeed is a lawyer joke lemme add the relevant parts once again

Lawyer:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Lawyer:
if you love someone, set her free...
then sue her for emotional distress.

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