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HUMOR/Always a place to add some joke of the day/I hope you like to laugh because I do tooViews: 189
Oct 13, 2012 2:50 am FROG/HUMOR/Always a place to add some joke of the day/I hope you like to laugh because I do too

Paul Finkelstein DTM



I like to add lots more animals, stretch the joke to 10 minutes...then say the punch line..
:)
get the audience psyched for the interaction and make it entertaining as possible..then lay the punch line and wait for their reaction....
funny abrupt disturbing ending either makes them laugh or hate you for the long delivery.
roflmao
Paul
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The Wide-Mouth Frog

There was a wide-mouth frog that lived not too far from here. One day he
decided to leave his pond and see the world.

He met a large, four-legged black and white animal with two horns, and
said (Open mouth very wide and say�) "Hello, I'm a wide-mouth frog, what
are you, and what do you eat?"

"I'm a cow, and I eat grass"

(Open mouth very wide and say) "Oh", said the wide-mouth frog, "is that
so."

The wide-mouthed frog then came to a huge bird with sharp talons and a
curved beak. (Open mouth very wide and say�) "Hello, I'm a wide-mouth
frog, what are you, and what do you eat?"

"I'm an eagle, and I eat little birds and mice"

(Open mouth very wide and say) "Oh", said the wide-mouth frog, "is that
so."

Next another large four-legged creature, standing on his hind legs, with
sharp claws. (Open mouth very wide and say�) "Hello, I'm a wide-mouth
frog, what are you, and what do you eat?"

"I'm a bear, and I eat honey"

(Open mouth very wide and say) "Oh", said the wide-mouth frog, "is that
so."

The wide-mouthed frog reached a river, and here was a long green slimy
creature with huge jaws. (Open mouth very wide and say�) "Hello, I'm a
wide-mouth frog, what are you, and what do you eat?"

"I'm an alligator and I eat wide-mouth frogs."

(Speak with mouth very slightly opened and say) "Oh", said the wide-
mouth frog, "is that so."

The wide-mouth frog hurried back to his pond and never left again.

The moral of this story is that there is no place like home!







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