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HUMOR/Always a place to add some joke of the day/I hope you like to laugh because I do tooViews: 191
Nov 16, 2012 3:03 am FACEBOOK/Always a place to add some joke of the day/I hope you like to laugh

Paul Finkelstein DTM

Here its goes ,Too funny!

1) The "Rooster" Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook "Good
Morning" every day.

2) The "Lurker" Never posts or comments on your post, but reads
everything, and might make reference to your status if they...
see you in public.

3) The "Hyena" Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOLs and
LMAOs at everything.

4) "Mr/Ms Popular" Has 4,367 friends for NO reason.

5) The "Gamer" Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes
virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.

6) The "Cynic" Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced
by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.

7) The "Collector" Never posts anything either, but joins every
group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.

8) The "Promoter" Always sends event invitations to things that
you ultimately delete or ignore.

9) The "Liker" Never actually says anything, but always clicks the
"like" button.

10) "Drama Queen/ King" This person always posts stuff like "I
can't believe this!", or "They gonna make me snap today!", in
the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong...but
then they never finish telling the story.

11) The "News" Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary, and Lastly....

12) The "Thief" Steals status updates... and will probably steal
this one..

Fb page: http://www.facebook.com/paulstevenfinkelstein
li: http://www.linkedin.com/in/paulfinkelstein
fb profile: http://www.facebook.com/youcandreambigeveryday
t: http://www.twitter.com/paulsteven


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