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Jan 12, 2013 3:19 pm Potato Garden/HUMOR/Always a place to add some joke of the day

Paul Finkelstein DTM

An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son was very wise, used to help him, but was in prison for insider trading and stock fraud.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

"Dear Son:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you weren't in prison for stock fraud, all my troubles would be over.
I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love, Papa"
A few days later the old man received a letter from his son.

"Dear Papa
For heaven's sake Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the money & stocks.
Love, Your Son."

At 4 am the next morning, a team of FBI agents and local police arrived at the old man's house and dug up the entire garden area without finding any money or stocks. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son:

"Dear Papa,
I'm sure by now the FBI has been there and dug up your garden. Go ahead and plant the potatoes. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Your Son."

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