|Feb 10, 2013 1:58 pm
||turn around/Always a place to add some joke of the day/I hope you like to laugh because I do too
Paul Finkelstein DTM
A SKINNY LITTLE GUY GOES INTO AN ELEVATOR, LOOKS UP AND SEES THIS HUGE GUY STANDING NEXT TO HIM.
The big guy sees the little guy starin' at him, looks down and says: “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.”
The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and starts shaking him.
The big guy says, “What's wrong with ya?”
In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did ya say to me?”
The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give ya the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.”
THE SMALL GUY SAYS, “TURNER BROWN?! SWEET JESUS, I THOUGHT YA SAID, 'TURN AROUND!"
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