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HUMOR/Always a place to add some joke of the day/I hope you like to laugh because I do tooViews: 46
Dec 30, 2017 3:47 pm Speeding

Paul Finkelstein DTM

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible
out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored
it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little
gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew
down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear
view mirror, he saw a Florida State trooper behind him,
lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100
mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I
doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette,
looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper.
I thought you were bringing her back.

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