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Hello I'm Flunky Girdle Tushie...Pleased To Meet YouViews: 266
Mar 11, 2005 7:57 pm Hello I'm Flunky Girdle Tushie...Pleased To Meet You

Michael Lemm
Yea, yea I know...no introductions. This isn't. It's a fun activity that actually promotes networking....if you can stop laughing long enough.

OK ya'll....here's a fun little "respite" to peg out your giggle meter....

I've tried this other places....had a lot of fun...& got rid of any bad juju hangin' around. You can't be or stay grumpy if you do this.

It's also a nice ice breaker....and great way to start or end a week. In short....get a smile....pass it on...and have a great day.

So......it's now time for another round of.......

"What is your name".........

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day, here is your dose:

According to the following excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = zippy
n = pinky
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now if you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!

OK....now I'll start (geez...somebody has to do it. LOL)

Flunky GirdleTushie here............

If my Mom named me that I'd change species.

God Bless,


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