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Jul 29, 2008 12:19 pm re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Jokes

Punitha Thangarajan

> This theory will win the Physics Nobel Prize in 2008!
>
> Equation 1
>
> Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
> Donkey = eat + sleep
>
> Therefore,
> Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
>
> Therefore,
> Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
>
> In other words,
> Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
>
> ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
>
> Equation 2
>
> Men = eat + sleep + earn money
> Donkeys = eat + sleep
>
> Therefore,
> Men = Donkeys + earn money
>
> Therefore,
> Men - earn money = Donkeys
>
> In other words,
> Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
>
> ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====
>
> Equation 3
>
> Women = eat + sleep + spend
> Donkeys = eat + sleep
>
> Therefore,
> Women = Donkeys + spend
>
> Therefore,
> Women - spend = Donkeys
>
> In other words,
> Women that don't spend = Donkeys
>
> ============ ========= ========= ========= =========
> =====
>
> To Conclude:
>
> From Equation 2 and Equation 3
> Men that don't earn money = Women that don't
> spend.
>
>
> So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
> (Postulate 1)
>
> And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!
> (Postulate 2)
>
> So, we have?
> Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend
> money
>
> Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
> Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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