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JokesViews: 329
Jul 30, 2008 3:35 am re: re: re: Jokes

vasanth vasu
A man, called to testify at the IRS asked his accountant for
advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied. Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie." Confused, the man went to
his Rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice and requested some resolution of the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the Rabbi. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. "Wear a heavy, long, flannel night-gown that goes right up to your
neck." But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. "Wear your most sexy underwear." The man protested, "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?" The Rabbi replied, "No matter what you wear my son, you're going to get screwed."

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