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Jul 30, 2008 6:04 pm re: re: re: Jokes

Ravi Padmanabhan (padmania@gmail.com)
The reception area of the doctor's office was filled to capacity, but the doctor was working at his usual snail's pace.
After waiting two hours, an old man slowly stood up and headed for the door.

When everyone stopped talking to look at him, he announced, I guess I'll just go home and die a natural death.
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An elderly gent was invited to his old friends home for dinner one evening.
He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms-calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years, and they were still very clearly in love.

While the wife was off in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his buddy, I think it's wonderful that, after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those loving pet names.

The old man hung his head. I have to tell you the truth, he said. I forgot her name about ten years ago.

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