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Jul 31, 2008 3:17 pm |
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s venkatesan
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One Kashmiri = carpet salesman. Two Kashmiris = carpet factory. Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit. Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.
Tamil-Brahmin One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple. Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class. Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m. Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
Mallu One Mallu = coconut stall. Two Mallus = a boat race. Three Mallus = Gulf job racket. Four Mallus = oil slick.
UP Bhaiyya One UP bhaiyya = a milkman. Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop. Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly. Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.
Gujju One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train. Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train. Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant. Four Gujjus = stock market scam.
Andhraite One Andhraite = chili farmer. Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey .. Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit. Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.
Mumbaikar One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall. Two Mumbaikars= film studio. Three Mumbaikars = slum. Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.
Sindhi One Sindhi = currency racket. Two Sindhis = papad factory. Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar ... Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association. .
Marwari One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator. Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis. Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community.
Haryanvi One Haryanavi = tube light. Two Haryanavis = agriculture. Three Haryannavis = Lathi squad. Four Haryanavis = actually just one was enough.
Last but the best
Kannadiga One kannadiga = devegowda Two kannadigas = devegowda with his son Kumarswamy Three kannadigas = rivals of devegowda family Four Kannadigas = total no of kannadigas in bengaluru
Bihari One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav . Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad. Three Biharis = train capture. Four Biharis = caste riots Five Biharis = entire literate population of Patna ...
Bengali One Bengali = poet. Two Bengalis = a film society. Three Bengalis = political party. Four Bengalis = two political parties. More than four Bengalis = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team.
Punjabi One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky. Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky. Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to onePrivate Reply to s venkatesan (new win) |
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