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Aug 01, 2008 3:38 am |
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re: re: Jokes / Riddles/ Q n A |
Kanchana Ravichandran
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Got this forward and am sure u all will enjoy it as much as I did....
School:A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance:A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" Conference:The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise:The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Dictionary:A place where success comes before work. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Father:A banker provided by nature. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician:One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. Doctor:A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic:Books, which people praise, but do not read. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience:The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death
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