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Aug 01, 2008 1:42 pm re: re: re:Jokes Sardar Unplugged

vasanth vasu
Guys some might be old -Yet for those who have not come across do njoy

A Sardar goes into a store and sees a shining object. He asks the clerk,
"What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The Sardar then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds,"It keeps hot
things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His Sardar boss sees
him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says, "What does it do?"
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke.

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days,
he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor
to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
I'm 2400 kms from home.

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days,
he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor
to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
I'm 2400 kms from home.

Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what
had happened to his ears and he answered, I was ironing a shirt and the
phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally
picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..what happened to your
other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."

After making a trip of South India, Santa Singh, his wife and his son were returning to Punjab in Tamil Nadu Express. Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train.When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of ice-cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.
Outraged, Santa Singh called the TTE and asked him to help. TTE requested that he could not understand Hindi/ Punjabi so it would be better if Santa Singh explained the whole situation to him in English. Santa Singh
explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving berth to my
child."

Sardar, a Japanese, and a British were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey.
The Japanese took the radiator, the British took the seat, and the Sardar took the door. After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?" The Japanese responded, "If I get
thirsty, I can drink the fluid." Next the Sardar asked the British "Why did you bring the seat?" So the British said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat."
Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar why he had chosen the door.
The Sardar quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window."

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