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JokesViews: 260
Apr 09, 2009 9:46 am Time to laugh

Sekar Narasimhamurthy


Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford ?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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