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Jul 05, 2009 11:28 pm 30 RS
sujatha suresh WHEN THE HUSBAND WAS RETURNING AFTER HIS MARRIAGE…HE FOUND HIS WIFE HOLDING A SMALL PACKET;

THE HUSBAND ASKED,"WHATS THERE IN THAT PACKET?"

WIFE REPLIED,"DARLING THIS IS THE SECRET OF MY LIFE...PLS NEVER OPEN IT OR ASK ME ABOUT IT FURTHER….OTHERWISE OUR MARRIAGE WILL BE IN TROUBLE".

THE COUPLE SPENT THEIR DAYS HAPPILY……BUT THE HUSBAND WAS VERY KEEN TO KNOW WHAT WAS THERE IN THAT SMALL PACKET……

AFTER SOME DAYS THE HUSBAND AGAIN TOLD……"DARLING AFTER MARRYING YOU , I GOT THE WOMAN OF MY DREAM…BUT TELL ME WHAT THAT PACKET IS…….IT WLL NEVER AFFECT OUR RELATIONSHIP…..AS I LOVE U MORE THAN MY LIFE".
BUT WIFE ONLY TOLD THAT "I ALSO LOVE U MORE THAN MY LIFE….THATS WHY TELLING U NOT TO ASK ABOUT THAT".

AFTER SOME DAYS WIFE WENT TO HER OWN HOUSE AND FORGOT TO TAKE HER PACKET………THEN THE HUSBAND COULDN'T CONTROL HIMSELF….AND OPENED THAT
PACKET……………………………!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE WAS SHOCKED TO OPEN THAT……..THERE WAS 30 RUPEES……AND 2 WHEAT GRAINS….IN THAT PACKET……THE BOY COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT WAS…AND HOW IT COULD AFFECT THEIR MARRIAGE LIFE………

THEN WHEN HIS WIFE RETURNED …..HE BURST INTO LAUGHTER…..AND TOLD …"DARLING WHAT IS THIS……AND HOW IT COULD HAVE AFFECTED OUR RELATIONSHIP……..WHATEVER MAY BE……U HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT THE SECRET"

THE WIFE REPLIED,"THAT'S NOT GOOD.ANY WAY…….IF U HAVE ALREADY FINALISED TO KNOW THE SECRET …..HERE IT IS,
BEFORE MARRIAGE ..EACH TIME I FELL IN LOVE WITH ANY GUY…I PUT A WHEAT GRAIN IN THAT PACKET TO MAKE A NOTE OF MY LOVE…"

THE HUSBAND SAW THOSE TWO WHEAT GRAINS….AND AFTER WAITING FOR TWO MINUTES TOLD…..……….. "ITS OK……EVERYBODY HAS SOME LOVE CRUSHES IN HIS LIFE "…….

"I STILL LOVE U BECAUSE U TOLD ME THE TRUTH…….. BUT WHAT IS THAT 30 RUPEES?"

……………… THE WIFE REPLIED….."JUST SOLD 6 KGs OF WHEAT at 5RS per kg...CHEAP SHOPMAN"

HUSBAND FAINTED!!!

This is just a fwrd and as it came in Capitals te posting is still in CAPS!.....

Cheers!

SS

Private Reply to sujatha suresh (new win)





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