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| Jul 20, 2009 10:14 am |
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re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: A Ryze Chennai presentation : |
Ganesh Ram
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Sombaeri to Vetti: You have not cleaned the fishtank.
Vetti: illayAE! I asked the boy to do it yesterday. maNivaNNA?
maNivaNNan: yes sir!
Vetti: Fishtank clean paNNala? yenna Vennai thirudinA mAdhiri muzhikkira?
maNivaNNan looks at the fish tank puzzled. No I did that yesterday. Looks like today is not my day. Looks like I have done so many bad things today. I better get back to gokulam our milk shed. Have to feed the cows.
maNivaNNan leaves the scene. Sombaeri looks at the fish tank again, there is a sudden burst of turbidity from the gravel and one of fish is struggling to survive.
Sombeari: hmmm! could it be that?
Sombeari looks at the wall clock, the red blinking light has stopped blinking. He then looks at the tank the blinking light has stopped blinking there as well. About twenty seconds later, the lights have again started to blink. No bubbles from the gravel.
Sombaeri: Vetti, do you have the water testing kit? Check for the ammonia in the tank. But be careful, do not do not cover the blinking red light.
Vetti, tests the water. " Oh NO! high amounts of ammonia. Let me take the Kois out first. Already a japanese tourtist was trying to pay an enormous price for this but I said NO".
Sombeari,looks around, there is a waiter who is about 5 ft 11 inches tall walking around. By now most of the customers have gone for their desert but the waiter still seems to serve someone. With a huge serving plate each time he goes near Table number 4, he raises the plate a little bit over his head. And at each time there is a security video camera that does a recording.
Sombaeri to Vetti: Do you have security cameras in this room?
Vetti: Yes, but it is not a security camera as such, it also is used to do a live video feed on our website. As a promotional video. Usually it is operated with a timer to switch on when there is a good crowd.
Sombaeri: Not anymore. It is recording only when someone goes near Table number 4. Was there a new waiter enrolled in your restaurant?
Vetti: Well ! the waiter's guild outsources it. Based on our requirements they bring in people for a fixed price.It is good for me as well. I do not have to deal with HR issues for hiring and firing.
Sombaeri: Is there any way they are CORI checked?
Vetti: CORI?
Sombaeri: sorry! that is only done in the US. What is the equivalent here? Ah kind of background check.
Vetti: I think the outsourced company does that.
Sombaeri: Call the guild president at once and find the outsourcing company.
Sombaeri to Techie: Need another favor. Can you see the viewership on www.vayitrukkuBuvAh.com
Techie: will do. Looks like something is brewing
over in triplicane, at his home, ekAmbareswaran, the renowned violinist is readying for his 100th concert. He is not perturbed by the great loss to carnatic music.
pan to boston...Private Reply to Ganesh Ram (new win) |
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