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Jan 08, 2010 3:38 am re: Happy New Year 2010 - Learning golf at 65 - How perverted is your mind ;-D

Shivaji Jammalmadugu
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of women in heaven?
A host of Angels.

And all women in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents.
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God made a daylight and called Sun,
God made a entertainment and called Fun,
God made a nightlight and called Moon,
God made You and called Cartoon.
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Why were males created before females?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people, And
Legends never talk, they send SMS...
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Govt. of India has introduced a new rule:
"Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!"
You are safe....
Where should i hide?????
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If you fall in river there is a boat,
If you fall in well there is rope,
But if you fall in love there is no hope.
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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
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Kid: U know mam, my mother is scared of crossing road!
Teacher: How do U know that?
Kid: Becoz, she holds my hand while crossing!
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
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PHILOSOPHY:small things hurt a lot
Example:u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...

Cheers

Shivaji
Indian soul in foreign soil.

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