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Jan 08, 2010 3:38 am re: Happy New Year 2010 - Learning golf at 65 - How perverted is your mind ;-D

Shivaji Jammalmadugu
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of women in heaven?
A host of Angels.

And all women in heaven?

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents.

God made a daylight and called Sun,
God made a entertainment and called Fun,
God made a nightlight and called Moon,
God made You and called Cartoon.

Why were males created before females?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people, And
Legends never talk, they send SMS...

Govt. of India has introduced a new rule:
"Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!"
You are safe....
Where should i hide?????

If you fall in river there is a boat,
If you fall in well there is rope,
But if you fall in love there is no hope.

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!

Kid: U know mam, my mother is scared of crossing road!
Teacher: How do U know that?
Kid: Becoz, she holds my hand while crossing!

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

PHILOSOPHY:small things hurt a lot
Example:u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...


Indian soul in foreign soil.

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