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| Mar 16, 2006 8:11 am |
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ajit n robert |
upinder Kaur
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How to kill..(1)
1)Ajit: "Robert, Ise varnish mein daal do,
saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi ho jaayega.
2)Ajit: "Robert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal do.
Saale ko Society jeene nahin degi aur security marne nahin degi.
3)Ajit: Rabert! isko eraser se maar do, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega
4) Ajit: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger starrt kar do.
Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas?
Ajeet: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
5)Scene:Ajit comes to know about the traitor in his gang.
Ajit: Raabert, ise ShamePain mein daal tho, agar Shame se nahi mara to Pain se mar jayega.
6)Scene: Ajeet spots one of his is enemies...
Ajeet: Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai, woh hamara mehman hai.
Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do...phir woh do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega !
7)Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen ?
Ajeet : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo... pulees samjhegi sui-cide hua hai.
How to kill..(2)
8)Peter: Boss is saale ka kya karen ?
Ajeet: Ise microprocessor mein daal do...BIT by BIT marega !
9)Robert: aur boss..iska kya karen ?
Ajeet:Ise hamlet poison khilado...sochta rahega, to be or not to be !
10)Raabert: Boss? Is kaa kyaa kare boss?
Ajeet: Rawbert! Is pille ko liquid oxygen me daal do. Liquid ise jeene nahi dega, aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega.
11)Ajit: Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do.
Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket kaat-ta reh jaayega.
12) AJIT: "Raabert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do,
great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi"
13) Peter: Boss? aur is pille ka kyaa kare boss?
Ajeet: Peter! Is saale ko super-conductor me daal do, saala bus mein Ticket dete-dete thak jayega.
Sona kahan hai ?
Robert: Boss , Sona kahan hai ? ( Where is the Gold ? )
Ajit: Kahin par bhi so jao Robert !!(sleep where ever you like)
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