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| Mar 16, 2006 8:12 am |
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upinder Kaur
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Are you following me around?
A small boy is wandering in a hotel, and hearing some noises decides to open a door. He says 'Wow, it's dark in here!'
You can imagine that there's a man with a woman in that room. The man asks, 'What do you want? Here's a buck, leave us alone.'
A bit later, the boy goes back again, opens the door, and says: 'Wow, it's dark here!'
'Not you again! Here, take this and go buy yourself something.'
And the boy goes out with 2 bucks.
The following morning, the boy feels some remorse, and tells what happened to his mother. She says: 'That's wrong. You should go to the church, and confess yourself.'
So there he goes. Entering the booth, he says: 'Wow, it's dark here!'
To which the priest says: 'Are you following me around?'
Daddy's Lap
Son : Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mum : Well, you have done the right thing.
Son : But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Play house!
A little girl and a little boy were at daycare.
The girl approached the boy and said, 'Hey, Stevie, wanna play house?'
He said, 'Sure! What do you want me to do?'
The girl replied, 'I want you to communicate.'
He said to her, 'That word is too big. I have no idea what it means.'
The little girl smirked and said, 'Perfect. You can be the husband.'
Decisions in life..
SON: Dad I want an increase in my pocket money. You see the cost of living has gone up too much.
FATHER: But how could that be? A day ago it was announced that the inflation has fallen by 4%.
SON: C'mon dad who would you believe? The ministry of finance or YOUR OWN SON?
Urine test for kids...
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I have come for my urine test!
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