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| Mar 17, 2006 12:52 pm |
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re: kids |
FuFaji Lalit Vashishta
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******** women`s english v/s man`s english ********************* #
SANDEEP MISHRA WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want.
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
Do you love me?= I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.
MEN'S ENGLISH:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner: = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex now !!
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe
then you'd like to have sex with me.
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