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| Mar 22, 2006 4:11 am |
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re: Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes |
FuFaji Lalit Vashishta
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Posted by Sandeep
ha ha ha ha .............................sequel #
SANDEEP MISHRA Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
The other is husband!
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but
They
Wanted cash
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Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one
you
Cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.
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True friends stab you in the front.
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Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
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Bad officials are elected by good
citizens who do not vote.
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
Tired.
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take
It anyway.
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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and
She agrees
With me.
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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still
Ends up with the same boss.
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Early to bed,
Early to rise,
Makes your girlfriend go around
With other guys.
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Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address
Books.
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Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it
For you.
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Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because
They have to say something.
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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom
Gets to speakPrivate Reply to FuFaji Lalit Vashishta (new win) |
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