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| Mar 22, 2006 6:30 am |
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re: re: re: re: Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes |
Ketanbhai Pandit
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through
so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go
through, so please
allow
her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next
morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He
arose, cooked
breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out
their school clothes,
fed
them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
school, came home
and
picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
and stopped at the
bank
to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove
home to put
away the groceries, paid
the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the
cat's litter box
and
bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he
hurried to make
the beds, do the
laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen
floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an
argument with
them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got
the kids
organized to do their
homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV
while he did
the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing
vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for
supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the
dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9
P.M. he was
exhausted
and,
though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to
bed where he was
expected to make love which he managed to get through
without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by
the bed and said,
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so
wrong to envy m y
wife's
being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please,
let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I
feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change
things back to the
way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months,
though. You got
pregnant last night."
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