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| Mar 28, 2006 5:06 am |
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re: re: re: Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes |
Lavanya Karalkar
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The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper.
'How much does it cost to have an obituary printed'? asked miser Santa
Singh.
'It's 50 Rupees a word, sir,' the clerk replied politely.
'Fine,' said Santa Singh after a moment. 'Okay then, write this down:
'Banta - dead'.'
'That's all?' asked the clerk disbelievingly. 'That's it.'
'I'm sorry sir, I should have told you - there's a five word minimum.'
'Yes, you should've,' snapped the Santa. Now let me think a minute... okay,
here goes: Banta dead. Maruti for Sale.'
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After having their 11th child, Laloo & Rabri decided that was enough. So
then Laloo went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife did not
want any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure
called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to
go home, get a Diwali bomb, light it, put it in a empty Coke can, then hold
the can up to his ear and count to 10.
Laloo said to the doctor, "I'm the smartest man in Bihar, but I don't see
how putting a Diwali atom bomb in a Coke can next to my ear is going to
help me with my problem."
So the couple drove to Delhi to get a second opinion. The Delhi physician
was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he
noticed by their Medical records that they were from Bihar. This doctor
instead told Laloo to go home and get a Diwali atom bomb, light it, place
it in a Coke can and hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians knew what they were talking about and
couldn't be wrong, Laloo went home, lit a atom bomb, put it in a coke can.
He held it up to his ear and began to count with his fingers on his left
hand : "1,2,3, 4,5" At which point he paused, placed the coke can between
his legs and resumed counting on the other hand.
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