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Mar 29, 2006 3:21 am |
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re: re: re: re: Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes |
Madhurie
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Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan? **************************** Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age! ***************************** Mistakes are not crime......if you correct them they are the key of success. FOR EXAMPLE....God created you ......He then created me. ***************************** Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye. *********************** Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai. Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai. **************************** Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai. ************************* Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega. ********************* In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state? Sardar: liquid state. ************************* INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire? Sardar: Simple, stop imagining. **************************** Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this. Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE. *********************** Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha. Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?" Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon. *********************** Two Sardars were walking together. 1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain. 2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha. ************************** PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai. Khake dekho pata chal jayega. *************************** Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game. Private Reply to Madhurie (new win) |
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