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Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes

Jun 08, 2006 2:19 pm

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Aditya Seth

Hiding In Closet

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange
noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to
find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's up?" he asks.

"I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he
is dialing, his 4-year old son comes up and says,
"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and
he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into
the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open
the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother,
totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.

''You bastard," says the husband. "My wife is having a
heart attack and you're running around with no clothes
on scaring the kids!"

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