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Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes

Jun 22, 2006 11:59 am

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

Akshay

These are priceless!!

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago

Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You’re in them

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: The postman’s early
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It’s another man
Ugly: He’s your best friend

Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: She’s a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do

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