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Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes

Jul 02, 2006 9:18 am

re: band aid

Aditya Seth

An MBA graduate and an Engineer go on a camping trip,
set up their tent and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute:

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful
and we are small and
insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then
speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

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