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Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes

Jul 04, 2006 8:30 am

re: : Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes

Aditya Seth

Five Surgeons

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the
best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see
accountants on my operating table, because when you
open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians!
Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think
librarians are the best; everything inside them is
in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I
like construction workers...those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over at
the end, and when the job takes longer than you said
it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and
no spine, and the head and the ass are
interchangeable"

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