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| Jul 06, 2006 7:10 am |
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re: re: re: re: re: re: : Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes |
Aditya Seth
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Three Labrador retrievers - a brown, yellow and black - are sitting in the
waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation.
The black lab turns to the brown and says, 'So why are you here?' The
brown lab replies, 'I'm a pisser. I piss on everything - the sofa, the
drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed
in the
middle of my owner's bed.'
The black lab says, 'So what is the vet going to do?' 'Gonna give me
Prozac,' came the reply from the brown lab. 'All the vets are prescribing
it. It works for everything.' He then turns to the yellow lab and asks,
'Why are you here?'
The yellow lab says, ' I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers
and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the
carpets.
But I went over the line last night when I dug a big hole in my owner's
couch.' 'So what are they going to do to you?' the black lab inquired.
'Looks like Prozac for me too,' the dejected yellow lab said.
The yellow lab then turns to the black lab and asks what he's at the vet's
office for. I'm a humper,' the black lab says. 'I'll hump anything. I'll
hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever.
I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the
shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help
myself, I hopped on her back and started humping away.'
The yellow and brown labs exchange a sad glance and say, 'So, Prozac for
you too, huh?' The black lab says, 'No, I'm here to get my nails clipped.'Private Reply to Aditya Seth (new win) |
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