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| Jul 10, 2006 8:51 am |
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re: re: re: re: re: re: re: : Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes |
FuFaji Lalit Vashishta
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Here are the winners of the competition for wackiest warning label of the year:
1st prize
Do not use for personal hygiene - on a toilet brush
2nd prize
This product moves when used - from a child's scooter
Previous winners have included:
Remove child before folding - on a baby's buggy
Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally -
on a digital thermometer
Never remove food or other items from the blades while the
product is operating - on an electric hand blender
Harmful if swallowed - on a three-pronged brass fishing lure.
Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device -
on a bag of air used as a packing material
Do not use as a ladder - on a 30cm tall CD rack
Never iron clothes while they are being worn - on a household
iron
Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will
not extinguish a fire - on a smoke detector
Do not eat toner - on a laser printer cartridge
And on a pair of cyclist's shin guards - Shin pads cannot protect
any part of the body they do not cover.Private Reply to FuFaji Lalit Vashishta (new win) |
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