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| Jul 18, 2006 11:01 am |
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re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: : Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes |
Aditya Seth
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These are actual (yeah, right - MM) clips from British
Council flat (apartment) tenants complaining to the
Council about problems with their flats
1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my
back passage has fungus growing in it.
2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole
house and I just can't take it anymore.
3. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow.
4. I want to complain about the farmer across the
road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and
it's now getting too much for me.
5. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and
would you please do something about the noise made by
the man on top of me every night.
6. And their 18-year-old son is continually banging
his balls against my fence.
7. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the
job and satisfy my wife.
8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming
away from the wall.
10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden
path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now
she is pregnant.
11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the
kitchen
12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling
plaster and 50% are plain filthy.
13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new
drawers.
14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the
children until it is cleared.
15. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it
is a funny colour & not fit to drink.
16. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has
backfired and burnt my knob off.
17. The man next door has a large erection in the back
garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
18. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children
and would like a third so please send someone round to
do something about it.
19. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle
very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his
back passage.
20. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the
outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other
night that blew them off.Private Reply to Aditya Seth (new win) |
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