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| Jul 26, 2006 3:26 pm |
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re: re: Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes |
Aditya Seth
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Three women and three men are traveling by train to
the Super Bowl. At the station, the three men each buy
a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one
ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one
ticket?" asks one of the men.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the women. They all
board the train.
The three men take their respective seats but all
three women cram into a toilet together and close the
door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor
comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
toilet door and says,
"Ticket, please.
The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a
clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the
same thing on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket
for the return trip but see, to their astonishment,
that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says
one perplexed man.
"Watch and learn," answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men cram
themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram
into another toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the
women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet
in which the men are hiding.
The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket,
please."
I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they
are smarter than women!!!
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An 80-year-old man goes for a physical . All of his tests come back
with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks
great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight friends. He knows I have poor eyesight,
so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to
the bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light
goes off. "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.
"Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you as I am in awe of
his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's
done, poof! The light goes off?"
"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"Private Reply to Aditya Seth (new win) |
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