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Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes

Aug 14, 2006 9:36 am

re: re: re: re: re: re: Jokes - The Sexologists Convention

Aditya Seth

Moms will be Moms !

MONA LISA'S MOTHER:
"This you call a smile, after all the money your father and I spent on braces?"

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS'S MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've discovered, you still should have written!"

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:
"Why can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you know
how hard it is to get this junk off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:
"All right, if you're not hiding your report card inside your
jacket, take your hand out of there and show me!"

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb.
Now turn it off and go to sleep!"

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"But it's your senior photograph! Couldn't you have done
something about your hair?"

MOSES'S MOTHER:
"That's a good story! Now tell me where you've really been for
the last forty years!"

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