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Aug 30, 2006 3:16 pm |
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re: re: re: re: Jokes - Kids can be funny |
Aditya Seth
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At dawn the telephone rings."Hello, Senor Claude? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house.""Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?""Hum, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Claude, that your parrot died."My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?""Si, Senor, that's the one.""Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird.""What did he die from?""From eating rotten meat, Senor Claude"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?""Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse.""Dead horse? What dead horse?""The thoroughbred, Senor Claude.""My prize thoroughbred is dead?""Yes, Senor Claude, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."�?oAre you insane? What water cart?""The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?""The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught onfire.""What the hell??....Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because ofa candle??!!!"Yes, Senor Claude.""But there's electricity at the house!!! What was the candle for?""For the funeral, Senor Claude."WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?"Your wife's, Senor Claude... She's showed up one night out of the blue andI thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Tiger Woods NikeDriver."SILENCE..................., LONG SILENCE...."Ernesto if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit!"Private Reply to Aditya Seth (new win) |
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